Stolen Meat

[CLEGGZILLA]

Saw this and thought you guys might be interested to know

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-24825305

[noxskuses]

I swear I was nowhere near Daventry on Saturday

[nickyp]

Now that's what you call a proper steakout !!

[stretchie_]

Meh, it's all made up, a load of PORKIES, if you ask me.

However, if it's not I'd like to MEAT the fellas that did it

[keith157]

Happens every year, either meat warehouses or turkey farms it will have been to order, with the market already decided, probably Europe.

[noxskuses]

They should hang the guys that done it for at least 21 days.

[stretchie_]

They will never catch them, they will have MOOved on by now

[keith157]

They will never catch them, they will have MOOved on by now

That's just bull and you know it.....

[stretchie_]

That's just bull and you know it.....

Don't get so CHOPsy, I'm just RIBbng you

[noxskuses]

Apparently the guys who did it were arrested later on whilst hiding out at the local cinema watching a moovie. A police spokesman said their getaway plan was an udder disaster. It turns out there were a herd of cows nearby who witnessed the whole event, but couldn't raise the alarm as their horns weren't working.

That's the last one I promise